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Control Freak + Ramen Addict

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"Don't make me laugh!" Inuyasha yelled.



" You're addicted to Ramen!" Kagome shot back, "I bet you couldn't even go two weeks without it!"



"I went two centuries without it wench!" Inuyasha replied. "Fine! I'll let the power-hungry child have her way!"



"Power-hungry?" Kagome cried, offended, "I'm not power-hungry!"



Now it was Inuyasha's turn to laugh. "You're addicted to using these," he said, shaking the beads around his neck. "I bet you couldn't go those same two weeks without using these!"



---



"I can't believe how childish they're being," Miroku mused to Sango.



"I can't believe they're making us judge this," Sango replied.



"I hope Kagome wins!" Shippou cried. He had gleeful visions of Inuyasha's agreed on punishment if he didn't last the week; Shippou would be in charge of rationing the Hanyou's ramen supply for two months. He didn't even want to think about what would happen if Kagome lost; she'd have to remove the rosary.



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Day One:



"Here Shippou, have some more," Kagome said sweetly, making extra sure to waft the steaming Ramen in Inuyasha's direction.



"That's not going to work bitch!" Inuyasha had been trying extra hard to offend Kagome.



"Are you sure you don't want some of this?" Miroku asked Inuyasha, trying in vain to have a peaceful dinner.



"Nah, I'll just get some raw meat later. Better than the wench's cooking, anyway."



---



Day Two:



"Osuwari!"



"Looks like you lost," Sango said.



"That shouldn't count!" Kagome protested. "He was being mean to Shippou!"



"Yeah! All I did was catch him eating Ramen!" Shippou chimed in.



"You damn liar!" Inuyasha growled. Then he let out a small burp.



Miroku took some tentative sniffs, "That's definitely a Ramen burp."



"Ha! I didn't lose after all!" Kagome cried in triumph.



"Neither of you went two days, I'd say you both lost," Sango said. Miroku nodded in agreement.



Kagome groaned as she removed the rosary. Inuyasha paled as he realized what was in store for him.



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Shippou sat on a low branch cackling with glee as Inuyasha bounded around on all fours, emitting high-pitched yips. He waved the Ramen package tantalizingly.



"You'll have to do better than that!"



Inuyasha's yips became even more high-pitched and desperate.



"Now beg!" Shippou laughed as Inuyasha crouched on his legs in a dog's begging position. He tossed the noodles down to the humiliated Hanyou.



'The next two months were going to be sweet!'
Title: Control Freak & The Ramen Addict
Prompt List/Ficlet Number: #10 - Cold Turkey
Author: Dangersque
Rating: T
Genre: Comedy
Universe: Canon
Word Count: 400
Summary: An argument between Inuyasha & Kagome spins out of control and drags their friends in.
Warnings: (You must list anything that you think may offend.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the characters.

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kokoronagomu's avatar
:iconinufireplz: i say the boy better cool it down a little because that inu-hanyou is going to have a long memory and as soon as his period of humiliation is over he's in for a world of hurt. LOLz :iconinukillplz: